Tuesday, July 20, 2010 Post By: Susnasty

Hey you guise

Turkey melt on sourdough with Daiya chesse.
Easy and fuckin delish.
Not beautiful, I warrant, but really. really. good.

Ready for this insanely hard recipe?

sourdough bread
daiya cheese
tofurkey slices

assemble, grill, cut into pieces.


Saturday, July 10, 2010 Post By: Susnasty


My dorm has a kitchen. A motherfucking FULL KITCHEN. I'm so excited. Anyone know any good cheap markets in center city Philadelphia?

Saturday, July 3, 2010 Post By: Susnasty

new post, guize

Fourth of July Weekend
means picnics
means I'm gonna be eating SO MUCH BEEF.

actually, though, I just found out that the brand BaconSalt has a vegan bacon salt, and vegan bacon-flavored popcorn. When i found this out, I nearly peed my pants (I didn't though, because I've had enough pee on me this week).

I finally am writing more music and poetry now that my schedule's died down, internet. I know you've been eagerly awaiting when I'm able to share more poetry, cause there's not enough poetry on the internet.

Now a deep thought by Jack Handey:
At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "Aw fuck you, get outta here," and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill.

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