Turkey melt on sourdough with Daiya chesse.
Easy and fuckin delish.
Not beautiful, I warrant, but really. really. good.

Ready for this insanely hard recipe?

sourdough bread
daiya cheese
tofurkey slices
oil

assemble, grill, cut into pieces.

YOU'RE WELCOME, WORLD

My dorm has a kitchen. A motherfucking FULL KITCHEN. I'm so excited. Anyone know any good cheap markets in center city Philadelphia?

Fourth of July Weekend
means picnics
means I'm gonna be eating SO MUCH BEEF.

actually, though, I just found out that the brand BaconSalt has a vegan bacon salt, and vegan bacon-flavored popcorn. When i found this out, I nearly peed my pants (I didn't though, because I've had enough pee on me this week).

I finally am writing more music and poetry now that my schedule's died down, internet. I know you've been eagerly awaiting when I'm able to share more poetry, cause there's not enough poetry on the internet.

Now a deep thought by Jack Handey:
At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "Aw fuck you, get outta here," and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill.